Here’s a frightening thought: These people will now be given guns.
What’s more, they will be given almost the same powers as trigger-happy police.
Some of the new penalties will be as follows:
- Taking too long to validate your Metcard
Full cavity search.
- Myki not working
Detained for 24 hours.
- Fare evasion
Shot on sight.
Good on you Ted, making us all feel safer. Now, who’s going to protect us from the ticket inspectors?
I have updated the “If you fare evade” ad. It is slightly more relevant now.