If you fare evade, you should be shot.

Here’s a frightening thought: These people will now be given guns.

What’s more, they will be given almost the same powers as trigger-happy police.

Some of the new penalties will be as follows:

  • Taking too long to validate your Metcard
    Full cavity search.
  • Myki not working
    Detained for 24 hours.
  • Fare evasion
    Shot on sight.

Good on you Ted, making us all feel safer. Now, who’s going to protect us from the ticket inspectors?

I have updated the “If you fare evade” ad. It is slightly more relevant now.

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