I recently made a trip to Albury. There was no reason for this madness and apart from seeing a few cows, the trip was all but regrettable.



I am The Drunk Panda

Simular to Melbourne’s lack of coffee shops and Sydney’s lack of materialistic fuckwits, the Internet just doesn’t seem to have enough blogs. There is a huge deficiency of uninformed opinions, pictures of cats and pornography and I plan to change that. This blog shall be filled with countless ignorant rants, pictures of cats and porn whatever else I can find on the Internet to repost, for I am The Drunk Panda; righter of wrongs, fixer of broken, cleaner of dirty and lesser of evils.

If I was to say that we can all expect great things from this blog I would be lying, but that is what the internet is for, isn’t it? For without lies there is no truth. No, this blog shall contain nothing new, just rehashed ideas written with words. I guess you could say, it shall be an episode of Today Tonight for people who can read.

So here it is. Sit back, hold tight and enjoy for not even I know what is coming next. If you are bitterly disgusted, mildly annoyed or even a troll; please feel free to leave a comment, even if it’s just a “FIRST!”